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Barney Stinson being the soul and spirit of HIMYM has lead the show to an international success. His world famous pick up lines have inspired and ‘motivated’ men a lot, in weird sick ways but yeah it’s still loved by female audiences as well! (Me)His obsession with getting laid, laser tag, the ‘legen-‘wait for it’ness-Dary,suit-ing up and well obviously women- In this article, we shall see the epitome of his perverted-ness summed up in the ten best Barney Stinson Quotes!

10. Season: 4

“God, it’s me, Barney. What up? I know we don’t talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me.”

9. Season: 1

“Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.”

If a girl dumps him at the hallowen, he gets another costume and comes back with another trick to get laid in another costume. See, appreciate the creativeness. Barney \m/

8. Season: 1

Barney: The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she’s 17 years, 11 months old.

Barneys urge to get laid never fails us for him to come short of making excuses of how to avoid people who stop him from doing so.

7. Season: 1

[Barney is stripping down...]
Robin: What the hell are you doing?
Barney: I’m birthday suiting up!

Well, LOL. Evident it is now, that Barney’s birthdays are also lined up with events of ‘undressing’ and ‘birthday suiting up’. All this is very awesome indeed, if men actually don’t practice in their real life.

6. Season: 1

Barney: Don’t beat yourself up. He’ll be fine. I mean, the guy’s like a billionaire. He can put his platinum card on a fishing line and win ten chicks hotter than you

5. Season: 1

Barney: I’ve done so much good today, I’ve got, like, a “soul boner”

Barney has one dirty sense of humor. I mean seriously….’SOUL BONER’?!?! That’s one of the most disgustingly AWESOME stuff I’ve ever heard! It’s the first time I’ve heard of a soul losing its virginity.

4. Season: 2

. “In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story”

Yes, Barney is physically exudes awesomeness too. As he quoted in one of the episodes, as I roughly remember, ‘My nose is flowing because there was too much awesomeness in body and it started to leak’.

3. Season: 6

Barney: New is always better.

‘New is always better’, translation: never be in a relationship, get a one night stand and plan for the next one for the whole next day, or never wear an old suit.

2. Season: 2

Barney: You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.

1. Season: 6

“Barney: I am Mr. Charity. I frequently sleep with sixes, chubsters, over thirty’s. I am the Bill and Melinda Gates of the sympathy bang “

Oh these sympathies, I never wish any innocent woman to be a part of it! Yes, people never invest in such banks :s Awesome it might be…..but it’s really …SUPER AWESOME!
I hope you guys had fun going through this very interesting collection of Stinson’s quotes. Please read and comment.

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